After his accident, Johyni is back inside the house, much to the dismay of the other contestants. Johyni, ever the showman decided to sneak into the house via the air conditioning ducts and surprise the housemates, however, as normal, things didn’t quite go exactly to plan….

“Something’s gone wrong…”

After 4 hours, Johyni was finally released from the trash disposal unit (he took a wrong turn..) and set about settling back into the house.

The Outside world has really grown attached to Johyni, enjoying his buffoonery and unbelievable acts of stupidity, if only the same could be said for Gari…

Gari’s popularity has steadily decreased after she decided to be nude for a day, and has decreased even more since here secret past was revealed in a tabloid magazine..

It states that Gari, while over in Canada one time, tried to kidnap a local group of family folk signers after being so impressed with their act. Doctor Wrenching of the Edinburough University says that “Gari believed that they were her real family”.

It was an event that the Popovich family wouldn’t forget in a hurry..

Photo Courtesy Popovich Music Industries.

The Popovitch’s were extremely huge in the 80’s with a mix of folk, rock and pop songs.

Described as a “Dynamic, High Energy Vocal Show Band, and Prepared to Set Your Audience on Fire!” the Popovitch’s were big hits wherever they went…

"VERY FUNNY HILLBILLY SHOW!"  "PERFECT FOR OUR ANNUAL BULL SALE!"
     Lloydminster, AB “Quontock Ranch"

Doctors believe that the reason behind Gari’s insanity was because she had always wanted to perform and be loved.

Elizabeth has been struck with a mysterious illness leaving her bed ridden. The illness struck the day after she managed to slap Trent and get him nominated.

Elizabeth went to bed and the next morning had mysteriously woken up with two broken legs, a ruptured appendix and a perforated lung. Doctors are dumbstruck, and can’t think what would have caused it…

Animal Rights activists are worried that Stinky now has a drinking problem, although his owner , Nathan Hull denies this, claiming that “in the past he only ever drunk when it was a special occasion” and that “the media have blown it all out of proportion..”

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Courtesy the Sunday Mirror

On the night before eviction, it was revealed that only Trent and Gari had been nominated. This was crushing news for Trent who had planned not to get nominated by any of his fellow housemates. Gari was taking the news quite well, and said that if it was her time to go, then that was fine. This comment didn’t gel well with Trent who decided to “nominate” Gari again….and again….and again…even though the nomination period was now over.

On the final night, tensions were running high. Johyni was now watching the live feed from the backyard, because of his recently found fear of closed spaces thanks to being stuck in a trash disposal unit for 4 hours, AND Elizabeth was brought into the room in her wheelchair, but she was removed after it was found that her breathing machine interfered with the live broadcast.

“Tension is high as the verdict is read out…”

Once the votes were all counted, it was revealed that it had been a tight race between Gari and Trent, with only less than 5% making the difference. In the end it was Trent’s name that was read out.

Trent left the house calmly (being shot and sedated after he tried to strangle Gari to death).

 "Trent is accompanied by Experts..."

So that leaves, again, only Three contestants. Gari, Elizabeth and Johyni. Who will stay, who will go, and who will lose their sight by the end of next week? Who knows….