At the start of the week Gari was startled to find Johyni unconscious on the floor, at first she thought he was acting, and complemented on his performance where she really believed that he his lungs were full of blood, but after a good hour, she realized he was not acting. Johyni had been beaten by the House Guards, who after catching him trying to escape, drugged, clubbed and beat him senseless.

Johyni after spending a few days in the Makeshift hospital room (otherwise known as the tool shed) and is now fine. He can’t feel the left side of his body anymore, but he’s fine.

Gari has recovered from her spout of depression, and is now eager to stay in the house to win. Johyni is also eager to stay in the house, in fear of beatings he may receive if caught escaping again…

Alone, the two housemates finally decided to put on a show, Johyni with his magic and Gari with her unique combination of Stripping, Stand up comedy and impressive mime routine. However, the collaboration proved disastrous.

In a complex act, Johyni was trying to levitate Gari over a bed of swords. Unfortunately, Johyni had been out of practice for sometime now and lost concentration. Gari was impaled by the 14 swords, and died instantly.

“This photo was taken only moments before the unfortunate incident”

Panicked, not by the fact that he was a murderer, but more about the beatings he was sure to get by the guards here and in prison, Johyni escaped out of the side door, and threw the hole in the wall (which was cause by an earlier attempt at escape with a bobcat).

So, this was the end of the competition, and by default Stinky was the Horsing around champion, earning the 2 million pound prize money. However the housemates had not checked on Stinky and he was found with his head in his horse trough. Poor stinky had died of liver failure from excessive alcoholic intake a few days earlier.

“R.I.P Stinky….he’s off to that big glue factory in the sky….”

So with no one left to collect the prize money and be crowned champion (Stinky and Gari are both dead and Johyni is on the run), the contest was cancelled.

Not surprisingly the option to make a second series was rejected by the Network, and the creators were sued by the dead contestant’s families and the horse’s trainer and owner.

Surprisingly a similar show, which had a very similar outcome (all the contestants died), had been shown in Amsterdam. The show was named “Bear in There” (for obvious reasons), and the producers too were sued by Animal protectionists and the contestants families. Laws have now been passed to prevent such shows ever being put into production again.    

“Amsterdam’s ‘Bear in there’ program finally proved that age old tale…..Bears eat people..”

If you have any news on Johyni’s whereabouts please contact your local police station.

 
(With thanks to Matthew Szabo, Richard Schuit, Nathan Hull, Brett Orzel and Google, for all those schleps…er…contestants…., BFC wish to advise that this is all fake...duh)

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